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saywhatsharon:

didyoujustslapmewithcheese:

saywhatsharon:

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saywhatsharon:

didyoujustslapmewithcheese:

in 2012 there’s going to be a zombie apocalypse, caused from the swine flu and/or swine flu vaccine.
So i’m just going to be in graduation like ‘FUCK YEAH IM DONE WITH THIS SHIT’ and while i’m making my speech Mr. Brandt turns into a zombie and i’m like “FUCK!” but AHA i’m prepared so i pull two snipers out of my gown and snipe him in the motherfucking head and everyones like panicing then we look outside and MAD ZOMBIES! then me, olga and khush just nod at each other and rip off our graduation gowns and BAM BADASS CAMEO PANTS AND ARMY GREEN HOODIES LOADED WITH SAWED OFF SHOTGUNS AND SNIPERS ANSD GRENADES AND ALL THAT FUN SHIT. While everyones running around, We’re like mad cool with our guns in hand. The zombies break in the school and start noming on people then Undead by Hollywood Undead starts playing and we start pwning the shit out of all these cocksuckers. Then when we realize we’re out numbered we dip out of the school mad fast and run into our badass pedo van and screech off and do that whole Resident Evil shit.

i know this all sounds so real.

…Then outta NOWHERE Sharon comes holding a sniper in each hand and starts going on a shooting rampage BAM BAM BAM! Making zombie heads and guts fly like confetti LIKE YEAHHHHHH

Dude I tweeted about the swine flu shots turning everyone into zombies like last week or so! This sounds like Call of Duty meets Zombieland or Resident Evil or something.

oshitttt. we decided that you’ll be one of the zombies xD

Well in that case you’re all fucking dead.

I WILL SNIPE YOU IN THE FACE

CRAP I MEANT I’LL COME IN WITH TWO RIFLES LMFAO. afhkjds You’ll be Left4Dead.~~

but you are a zombie. you cant hold a gun. your hands are crippled. stop zombie. you are negated

Dude, i’m pretty sure Sharon can kick your ass if your a zombie. Just saynnnn

shoosh i’ll blast your face off

Excuse me !? You ma’dam will get your head blasted off by an AK - 47. Hey; I can kick ass in heels :P

you, sir, are drafted into my team. welcome to und3ad bish

I love the fact that I had to be ‘drafted’, like I didn’t even have a choice. You see me bring my M16 [ that is wayy bigger then me xD ]

little but deadly. i like it~